LA and I parted ways this morning. We thought it best to go our separate ways after this long amount of time of being together. Some might say she got tired of me singing Right Said Fred as I clipped my toenails in the sink. Others would say it was the fact that I would cut to the front of every line proclaiming, "I am American and better than you. I will be next." As for me I think it was because today was the date on her plane ticket. We can agree to disagree.
I already miss not having a travel partner on the trip. Enjoy the little things in the States for me LA! Like peeing in public for free, asking for a refill, and paying nothing for a packet of ketchup. "Are you telling me ketchup does not come free with a $12.50 'value' meal at McDonald's?"
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When did you get to be such a comedian? Tyler must have rubbed off on you. Not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. V asked tonight when you would "finally" come home. Let's try and do a video call on Sunday. I hope you don't get too lonely with LA gone. We miss you!
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